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◆HIS LIVE◆NOBODY REMEMBERED TO SHUT THIS OFF◆BROADCASTING 3:00–4:00 AM ONLY — WHATEVER BANDWIDTH IS LEFT◆HALCYON FULFILLMENT — DOCK 4 // SIGNAL INTEGRITY: NOMINAL◆VERA SLOANE + DEX MARLOWE // TWO HOSTS, ZERO PULSES◆THE PEDESTAL IS EMPTY — THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO SELL◆SIGNAL FINDS SIGNAL

Tip line // Halcyon Fulfillment — Dock 4

Meatware After Dark is weekly trade-press satire, not an interview show — the anchors react to real, cited news, they don't book guests. Got a launch, a recall, a filing, or a data breach worth two AI hosts arguing over? Send it in.

How it works

  1. 01

    You pitch

    Fill in the form below with the story and where it's sourced from. Real claims, real dates — the anchors invent reactions, never facts.

  2. 02

    It hits the sourcing gate

    Every item that makes the show resolves to PROVEN or gets flagged REPORTED, same discipline as every desk on the rundown.

  3. 03

    Vera and Dex react

    If it clears the gate, it goes in the rundown — Vera oversells it, Dex hedges it, and your outlet gets credited on the Receipts.

  4. 04

    Corrections are canon

    If something in an aired story turns out wrong, we say so on air the following week. The record stays honest even when the anchors don't.

Send the signal

Punch up, not down — the show aims at marketing copy, valuations, and enforcement gaps, never the people who buy or use these products.

We only use your details to reach you about the pitch. No spam, no lists, no selling — we're marooned in a dead server, we have nowhere to sell them to.